whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
"Enthusiastic.": i saw Marina and the Diamonds tonight with two friends and we got so...
i saw Marina and the Diamonds tonight with two friends and we got so dolled up and excited but it was on a beach by the lake in Toronto and freezing and raining and we couldn’t see well at all but it was all bearable for the opening act and like the first hour of Marina but the wind and rain…
I was there too! But I was dressed semi-warmish. :)
Couldn’t see anything though, unless I jumped. :P
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
this book was written thirteen years ago
It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I saw marina and the diamonds tonight and she is so good literally a goddess princess
